Sometimes it's hard not to take these things personally. In a continuing trend, Pope J2P2 says feminists are to blame for...everything. Almost like Ratzinger is sending me a personal "get out of church free" card. With all that truly is wrong in this world -- corporate greed, class warfare, social injustice, sex discrimination, elitists, anarchists, fascists, racists - hell, bigamists even -- the most lethal of all are the feminists, according to a Vatican Letter released yesterday.

If I were Jesus, I'd be really pissed. Outraged even. How dare a bunch of old men talk about feminism -- something they obviously don't have a clue about! They equate feminism with bra-burning, free-love, hairy legs and armpits, man-hating lesbians that are trying to take over the world. It's just not reality, folks. Can't wait to see what NOW has to say. But in the meantime, please visit their store to pick up one of my favorite T-shirts. You ever feel like you're at war but you can't remember going through basic training?